It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
No, I’m not dead. I just need to refill my queue. I don’t even want to look at my follower count. D:
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”
so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
Then introduce a deadly disease to their family